Pengus

When there's fungus inside your rock hard cock

Man:Man I can't wait to have sex with this girl

Girl: *unzips pants* wait, is that pengus that nasty *procceds to give him the succ*

by Lil bitty wipe May 17, 2018

purple penguin

a group of 4 people that first names starts with e,s,m,and a

The purple penguins worked hard on a project.

by brian January 14, 2005

fat penguin

What you say to break the ice when there is an akward silence

X: You shat yourself when that guy started taling to you!

Y: I think a bit of shit did actually come out then!

(akward silence)

Z: Fat penguin!

X: Huh?

Z: Something to brake the ice!

by Oliver Daniels August 25, 2009

penguin

in the United Kindgom, a 1990's strain of LSD. The motif used was that of the classic 'penguin books' logo

i'll do you three penguins for a tenner

by Emperor Xist April 9, 2006

Penguin

Imaginary. Like in Billy Madison.

Billy: Is that it daddy? Did the penguin put you up to this?

by ThePenguin October 4, 2006

penguin

a short guy that has a fat round stomach and walks with his back arched.

My brother in law looks like a penguin especially when he is wearing his wife beater undershirt.

by jp1 November 27, 2006

penguin

An awkward lesbian. Typically identifiable by plaid attire, taste in music that ignores anything more than 5 years old, or tendency to speak to oneself and/or criticize others in a quiet, heavily-impeded speech, much like that of a penguin. Also prone to frantic movements of the arms below the elbows.

She rocked the penguin look, wearing a plaid button down while scoffing at the coldplay song playing through the sound system.

by shakakhan February 23, 2008