National Hug Your Parents Day! They love you so much. So them how grateful you’re for them with a hug. 🙈
by Barbie.Blondie.18 January 27, 2022
Get the National Hug Your Parents Daymug. Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 24, 2019
Get the barnacle parentingmug. *The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the you're parent straightmug. by BudLightParent May 4, 2023
Get the Bud Light Parentmug. 1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.
2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021
Get the I dropped it parentmug. Dude, both of my parents are sucker parents, they believe everything my little sister does, if she's crying because she can't get her way, then when she gets her way, she quickly stops crying, that should tell you that she was just putting on a scene!
Your dad is such a sucker parent.
Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.
Your dad is such a sucker parent.
Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.
by DDeeDD April 11, 2016
Get the Sucker Parentmug. 