California Highway Patrol

California’s glorified meter men. They’re supposed to be patrolling the highways and helping stranded citizens, but all they do is hide in corners trying to trap the everyday honest joe and rob them of their hard earned dime. They issue speeding violations for going 10 over, but will wiz right by you without their lights and look at you wrong because your going to “slow”. You have to be absolute bottom feeding scum to want to be a California Highway Patrolmen.

Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.

by AlmightyThottie September 24, 2018

Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

by the large johnson December 19, 2012

boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.

"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."

by Jack Meyerhoffer January 27, 2010

pedrophile

A funny way of saying "pedophile".

Tom: Bob you are a pedrophile.
Bob: UP YOURS ASSWANG!

by Mr. Zed September 20, 2008

petroglyph

Petroglyph is the only videogame company that totally pwns EA(Electronic Arts). Evil EA bought Westwood in 1998 and started putting their brand on Westwood games, thus removing every single tiny bit of quality from them. Since the Westwood developpers actually care more about the gamer than the money, the majority of them left EA and started this new VG company. They've had a good start with Star Wars: Empire at War and it's only the beginning.

- Dude, EA is so going to conquer the world!
- Not at all, Westwood guys just left them to form PETROGLYPH!
- O RLY? Then there's still hope in life! I'll stop cutting my wrists and covering 3/5 of my face with my hairs! (see emo)

by Spirate August 28, 2008

Petros

V. To eat or consume a huge food-item in one mouthful.

Wow, he really petrosed that Burrito Supreme.

by bellinghamfitz October 26, 2020

Pedro

The cutest person ever!!!

He is everyone's best mate and always there for you no matter what however he has a crazy fun side making him great to be around. He is fucking peng with such a MAD body!!!!! You are lucky to know a pedro and always take care him...
he is fine af. He will always treat a girl right and makes the best out of a bad situation. Everyone needs to be more like Pedro Santos.

Person 1 ' thats one fine boy'
Person 4'that must be a pedro '
Person 3 ' oi. nah back off he is MINE!!!! too good to lose just sayinggg'

by lydssssrose23 July 11, 2018