Penji

Name given to someone who is overly awesome or exceptionally cool.

That guy is so rated. Whan an ill Penji brer!!

-That guy is so cool.

-I know. A real true born Penji.

by mister ugra September 26, 2009

Peng ting

A British slang word which means good looking or absolutely beautiful

Michael: oi Bruv u seein Maddison

Tion: yh my g she a peng ting

Michael: no lies

by Cookiem0nster•08•03 November 12, 2017

peng

A very positive word used casualy to show how attracted etc you are to something/someone

1)He's peng.
2)Mmm this tastes peng.

by flabface March 7, 2009

nigger pencil

The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.

Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.

Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.

Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?

Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.

by Chipspew September 1, 2011

Penis Popper

A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.

Dominic: Damn Sarah is such a hottie
Rudra: Yeah but she is a penis popper
Dominic: Yikes

by Microwaved Fork August 8, 2021

Penis Music

Music that you know is bad and shouldn’t be listened to / enjoyed, but triggers the uncontrollable instinct of wanting to dance and jam out to it anyway

Guy 1: dude, why do you like this song? It sucks.

Guy 2: oh it totally does I hate it... it’s kinda catchy though, yeah?
Guy 1: hell yeah, this is total penis music

by Bigdaddylongjohns February 20, 2020

penisary contact

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009