female oil change 

When the uterus Walls Start to shed.
At the beginning of the menstrual cycle email goes down on the female as in (munching rug licking the clam having a pink taco) sucks out this sweet hot sauce AKA the uterus wall membrane

She had her boyfriend perform a female oil change on her

female oil change by Shitya March 10, 2017

striking oil 

when you bring on a period through intercourse with a woman.

"he went in so deep he struck oil"

"its that time of the month so im gonna be striking oil tonight"

striking oil by savagebjs April 26, 2009

BP Oil Spill 

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

BP Oil Spill by TacoMann August 20, 2010

Aiming Oil 

The beverage you drink prior to selective sports competition in order to relax and focus.

Bob shot horrible on the front 9, but after 2 cans of aiming oil, he had 2 birdies on the back 9.

Aiming Oil by Bamsqd1 October 9, 2008

motor oil 

Chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge, chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge

Mike's favorite ice cream is Motor Oil

motor oil by elipolo May 13, 2010

Kentucky Oil Change 

The act of eating greasy fried chicken while at the same time masturbating or performing oral sex for your female partner.

I'm hungry and you're horny. A Kentucky Oil Change would hit the spot right about now.

Kentucky Oil Change by thetip January 22, 2013

unicorn oil 

When a unicorn cooks a meal but cuts itself in the process of putting the oil in (Unicorns are mysterious creatures don't ask how they cut themselves with oil) it combines and makes a poisonous substance that kill all walruses

The unicorn oil danced in the midnight sun with Donkey while listening to Miley Cyrus

unicorn oil by YaBoiJ March 12, 2017