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fat handed twat

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"
"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"
by Archie December 5, 2004
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Pussy Handler

NPH:"You know what the P.H. stands for?"
Kumar:"Patrick Harris"
NPH:"No, Pussy Handler"
by mesmatthews December 16, 2008
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Hanley

Someone extremely intellectual and wise. Alothough he acts a certain he reveals a side of himself that you'd fall in love with and leave you speechless but he doesn't reveal this side to just anyone because he cares about others opinions more than he should.
"Oh my god I can't believe Hanley wrote this paper this doesn't sound like him at all but it's him!"
by Roy McKenzie March 14, 2017
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Handre

Handre’s are sweet and will always put your needs in front of their own.If you need someone to talk to then they’ll be there they are cute,romantic and all around the best type of person to have around.
Person 1:That guy is super nice he always offers to help everyone.
Person 2: Yeah he is a Handre
by YORCRUSH December 8, 2020
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No Hander

Oliver: Hey Braden guess what!
Braden: What?
Oliver: I just pulled a no hander!
Braden: AWWHH SHIT MAN tmi!!!
by the_FIRST_no_hander March 28, 2011
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quote red-handed

When someone comes out with a witty comment or funny line which they have taken from a film or television show. The embarassment comes when they are caught out, and someone reveals to the rest of the group that what was just said was not their own wittiness or quick thinking.

Getting "quote red-handed" is especially embarrasing if the show or film being quoted is an embarassing one.
Short person: I'm going to get you.
Jack: What you gonna do? Bite my kneecaps?
John: Dude, you totally got that from Tracy Beaker.
Short Person: Haha. You just got quote red-handed.
John: Haha. *And* you watch Tracy Beaker!
Jack: Dude. So do you.
by NADIAaaaaa. April 19, 2008
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Arabian Handkerchief

The act of blowing one's nose using a female's beef curtains as a tissue.
Me having a cold and her loose vagina, combined with a mutual love for foreplay, lead to an Arabian handkerchief to start off our lovemaking.
by Benjamin W. Newport January 3, 2008
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