glitch

London slang north side
see bump
could also be susbstituted for 'how gay is that'

: 'my mum won't let me come blaze tonight'
:'what a glitch dude'

by Judge Fudge January 2, 2005

all that glitters is gold

its all gold you idiot

all that glitters is gold

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Glitch in the Matrix

When something in changed in the matrix. In laymens terms when things go tits-up.

Ah get of yer ass and watch the film!

by Mortuus February 2, 2004

Glitter Slap

When someone puts glitter on their hand and goes around slapping people so it sticks to them.

bill: "You have glitter on your face"
joe: "Yeah, i just got glitter slapped."

by humphreybogart February 13, 2010

Glitter Facial

A term for the sexual activity in which a man ejaculates semen onto the face of one or more sexual partners, then proceeds to spread glitter and/or confetti onto the semen. A facial is a form of non-penetrative sex, though it is generally performed after some other means of sexual stimulation, such as anal sex, intercourse, masturbation, or oral sex.

She wanted me to use white glitter for the Glitter Facial scene to resemble a vampire from the Twilight movie series in the sunlight.

by W!LDC@RD May 22, 2012

Glitter Whore

A female young or old that has a fascination with things that sparkle, twinkle, and shine. They are often seen wearing lots of jewelry that sparkle, and having glittery accessories for just about everything. Heavily decorated with eye catching gems, jewels, rhinestones, and previously mentioned glitter.

Whoa! Did you see that girl wearing all those rhinestones and sequins?

Yeah she seems to be a glitter whore...

by SilverNightmareFiend September 16, 2014

glitter

noun

glit-er

Gay countermeasure.

"Oh my god, it's T. Throw some glitter to confuse him."

by Vyrbles July 28, 2016