ninja fuck

1.To have sex without a sound
2. To have sex without the other person knowing

You had sex last night! I didn't even hear it!
Yep, I ninja fucked her hard.

by Frickin' Genius April 25, 2016

rebound fuck

The action of using a man as substitute fuck after separating from your boyfriend.

Lillian is using Marcus as a rebound fuck after getting dumped by her boyfriend.

by dabmaster101 May 29, 2016

Mack as fuck

Portsmouth based adjective for anything bad or suspicious.

That fellow in the long black coat and sunglasses looks mack as fuck.

These goods I have purchased are mack as fuck.

I ate one too many cakes and now I am feeling mack as fuck.

This situation is mack as fuck, mush.

by Dear Mr.Dead December 19, 2011

Corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You

An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.

If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!

Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!

by kam75xx January 21, 2019

fuck

Means to have sex, but can be used in other fucking ways, like an adjective or a proper noun. Basically for fucking everything.

1: Let's fuck in the car.
2: (game over) FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
3: Fucking teachers giving out fucking grades.
4: You dumb fuck.
5: HOLY FUCK!!!

by Lick101 August 29, 2016

Fuck fest

A fuck fest is what happens in a new, intimate relationship which includes days of sex, usually of the 'I just met you sex vs. make love' sex. At the end of a fuck fest, you appear jacked up, with messy hair, coconut oil everywhere, starving, but happy.

What did you do this weekend? Your hair is a floppy mess...
"Oh had a fuck fest... new BF"
Ah... got it.

by Funny Moms May 27, 2016

fuck a dead duck

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.

Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"

by Jumpingrat January 28, 2007