DoorFucking

When someone uses a Sticky Dildo and places it on the edge of the door in between the knobs and puts their legs over the knobs with the dildo inside of them and start fucking it violently making the door swing back and forth.

guy 1: "Dude, it was the hottest thing ever last night, my gf let me watch her while she was doorfucking."
guy 2:"You lucky bastard my gf never does that shit for me."

by Stephano6524 July 14, 2015

doorknob guy

Being as into doorknobs as much as you are into a passionate hobby. So much so that you are denial of it entirely.

Steve is a doorknob guy. He won't ever admit it, but we all know it's true.

by 20Jawless April 7, 2017

Door-Stepping

To force entry and assault.

Someone should think about door-stepping that low-life.

by LastRationale September 29, 2018

Dooriin

The kid that sits next to you in English class and makes it basically impossible to get any work done. Dooriin also preforms random sneak attacks.

*Kenton Kianu minding her own business*
*Dooriin sneak attacks*
*Kenton kianu dies*

by kentonkianu18 November 1, 2018

Door

Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.

Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Doorism

A cult mate by Tate. All followers must never abuse doors

Hey doorism is cool you should buy a shirt

by danny_wegman January 7, 2019

Doorknob Kebab

When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.

My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.

by TXONeck June 5, 2019