Urban Dictionary: Definitions by 20Jawless

Whiskey Pilot

When you aren’t sure what you have to go to the bathroom for, but you know you have to go.

I honestly might have to make this trip a Whiskey Pilot because I don’t really know if I have to do a #1 or #2 or maybe even a #3.

When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.

I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot

That person who works out that goes on and on about types of nuts and what constitutes a “nut”

Dude, Dr. Nut was being a prick and kept telling me that cashews aren’t really nuts.

Dr. Nut by 20Jawless March 1, 2021

Being as into doorknobs as much as you are into a passionate hobby. So much so that you are denial of it entirely.

Steve is a doorknob guy. He won't ever admit it, but we all know it's true.