diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021

Diet Coke

the same as something else but worse in every way

guy 1: Hey what's the new kik update?
guy 2: It's just a diet coke Skype

by meme queen 2016 January 17, 2017

morgans diet

a girl who eats black dick and drinks cum milkshakes

The hoe had a eat many black dicks, so she has a Morgans diet

by cumsuckingdad December 4, 2017

lime diet coke

A girl who like bizzare kinky stuff during intimacy.

Dude that girl is a lime Diet Coke!

by That one bitch person April 1, 2018

diet porn

it's like diet coke, but for porn.

Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.

by qwsczdvr November 8, 2020

Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Diet Coke

100000% better than regular coke. No debate, that’s the truth. Used to say something is better than something else.

Person 1: Wow that’s so Diet Coke
Person 2: You’re right

by L30N0524 August 2, 2018