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ASSFACE Diet 

A realistic eating plan that promotes healthy weight loss with whole foods, flexibility, and no added sugar. An acronym that stands for Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and Veggies. Also Contain. Carbs. Eat those.
He lost 30 pounds on the ASSFACE Diet.
ASSFACE Diet by FitnessOF July 3, 2025
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Labubu diet

a diet averaging over 100 g of sugar a day.

a niche term coined by controversial reaction YouTuber "Goatis"
"Holy labubu diet" term sparsely used in comment sections
Labubu diet by Damswagg567 November 23, 2025
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Planet of the bears a Russian family adopts bear into family. Bears need 30,000 or moe and day.

Hear are some bear diet videos to watch before good Christians in America adopt a bear and save them from a life of crime on the streets.

The strongest men in history 10,000 calorie diet. (History channel) youtube.com

Eating the 20,000 calorie octople bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas / Beardmeatfood. Youtube.com
Bear diet consists of calories, lots of calories.
Bear Diet by Modern Women December 31, 2025

Bear Diet calorie bar

The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.

I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.

Gangster Diet

Red meat and cocaine
For a high protein/iron diet with a kick yall need to switch to the gangster diet.
Gangster Diet by Mahbarley May 13, 2026

Information Diet

All the online media you consume. Ranging from the entertainment you watch while you eat lunch to deep philosophical discussions to extremely technical research papers about quantum mechanics. Everything you see and do on the internet has some level of psychological effect into the person you are and will become whether you are conscious of it or not. Having a healthy information diet by adhering to the Critical Consumption doctrine is a must to be a healthy individual overall. Should be the seventh vital sign in a routine medical examination provided in an anonymous manner.
Man my Information Diet is all fucked up, I'm watching a tierlist of the worst possible combinations a bike lock can have based on social-mathematical predictions.