Definitions by MakingMulaMansions
Screaming to the Void
The actions you take on the internet to then never be heard and or interacted with that feels like a waste of time and effort. The more you do it the louder you are screaming. Everyone wants to be heard.
Writing all these urban dictionary definitions really feels like I'm screaming to the void. No one's gonna read this anyway so my open radio frequency is 477.985, hit my line.
Screaming to the Void by MakingMulaMansions May 13, 2026
Algorithmic Identity
Algorithmic Identity is the flag in an algorithmic analysis that groups you and like-minded individuals to be targeted based on most, if not all, of your online activity. Derived from Social Identity Theory and Belongingness, your Algorithmic Identity is not unique and can be shifted and pulled into a direction to fall into specific groups to then be accurately advertised to your actual desires. There is not just one group you can be a part of but the groups you are in are numbered and targetable. Think of some range of Venn Diagrams for each person and most advertisements falling in the sections with the most overlap, to get more bang for their buck. This definitely has a name already.
Algorithmic Identity by MakingMulaMansions May 13, 2026
Critical Consumption
The belief that everything you do and see, especially online since its high ease of access, affects the person you are and will be. The subconscious takes it all in, source: my ass. Derived from critical thinking taught in public education, critical consumption takes it a step further to apply critical thinking to what you watch and interact with in the online world. The more diversified and rigorous the content you take in, the better your outlook of the world will be and the more successful in whatever pursuit you are seeking you will be. Of course, having some uncurated content here and there is beneficial, but, as everything else, in moderation. The most important part is to be critically aware of the things you watch, read, consume. Parents should teach their children to have a healthy information diet through this doctrine from an early age. Again, source: my ass.
Critical Consumption by MakingMulaMansions May 13, 2026
Information Diet
All the online media you consume. Ranging from the entertainment you watch while you eat lunch to deep philosophical discussions to extremely technical research papers about quantum mechanics. Everything you see and do on the internet has some level of psychological effect into the person you are and will become whether you are conscious of it or not. Having a healthy information diet by adhering to the Critical Consumption doctrine is a must to be a healthy individual overall. Should be the seventh vital sign in a routine medical examination provided in an anonymous manner.
Man my Information Diet is all fucked up, I'm watching a tierlist of the worst possible combinations a bike lock can have based on social-mathematical predictions.
Information Diet by MakingMulaMansions May 13, 2026
Post Information Age
Post Information Age (or True Information Age) is the time where online information is so abundant, it is hard to absorb it all without taking in false claims as well. Between getting your attention molested and consuming unbeknownst artificially created media, you will need some form of strict self-imposed moderation and reflection to navigate this new online space and come out a better person. The act of Critical Consumption is one of the first steps to not get lost.
El Ron Hubby: "You WON'T BELIEVE what I read the other day, it stated straight and simple that the freemasons have implemented exact algorithmic nodes to everyone's mind through micro-electric quantum waves emitting from the AI on our phones after becoming a public utility.
Jonathan Height: Man, we are in the Post Information Age, that shit was not real, stop shchizoposting IRL dawg.
Jonathan Height: Man, we are in the Post Information Age, that shit was not real, stop shchizoposting IRL dawg.
Post Information Age by MakingMulaMansions May 13, 2026
Ooga Booga Lechuga
The ol' whippersnapper: ".................................."
Unc: "Ooga booga lechuga"
The ol' whippersnapper: "Bazinga ligma sigma!"
Unc: "Ooga booga lechuga"
The ol' whippersnapper: "Bazinga ligma sigma!"
Ooga Booga Lechuga by MakingMulaMansions May 8, 2026
ClipBaiting
When a content creator and or prominent figure in any industry says/does something that is seen as genuine but was only said/done for it to be clipped and shared throughout the internet. The most successful people online more often than not are the most successful clipbaiters.
Ron: "Hey that Ludwig guy is always clipbaiting!"
François: "Yeah, crazy people believe he didn't have knowledge she was streaming him at the same time for the joke."
Ron: "People really want to believe the coolest thing just happened naturally huh."
François: "Yeah, crazy people believe he didn't have knowledge she was streaming him at the same time for the joke."
Ron: "People really want to believe the coolest thing just happened naturally huh."
ClipBaiting by MakingMulaMansions May 8, 2026