Unemployment ecstasy despair 

The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.

"John, you're fired you jackass!"

(John smiles a crooked smile)

"What's wrong with you John?"

"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"

Unemployment ecstasy despair by Cirdellin January 5, 2010

Destroy Dick December 

Destroy dick December Is the time of year when you must nut once December 1st nut twice December 2nd all the way up to December 31st when you nut 31 Times in one day.

bruh you ready for destroy dick december?
Hell Yeah

Destroy Dick December by DjDorian1 November 19, 2017

Destany 

A Destany is a typically nice girl except for when she's pissed at a person or matter. She can easily get jealous but won't show it to her close friends because they aren't worth the talk. She is obsessed with boys that she like and might ditch her own friends for them. However, she is very funny and cracks jokes better than anyone. You must know her well first, in order to understand her jokes and the things that she says. Destanys' are typically abnormal just because their name was spelled wrong at birth (instead of Destiny) but they have loyal friends who accept their quirkiness.

Have you heard about that new girl Destany?
Yh, she's so random and funny.

Destany by realrice December 24, 2017

appetite for destruction 

Guns N' Roses album whose quality will never be met by any other album by Guns N' Roses, including Chinese Democracy.

1. Welcome to the Jungle
2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen

appetite for destruction by oh shit i'm dead February 3, 2005

desi

Word derived from Sanskrit. Means "one from our country"; a national opposed to a foreign. Usually refers to people from India, Pakistan, & Bangladesh.

For Indians/Pakistanis/Bengalis abroad, it has become a term that mainly identifies another fellow Indian/Pakistani/Bengali

Yo that guy must be desi, he's brown and hes speaking punjabi!

desi by Anand May 13, 2005

Desenrascanco 

Portuguese- To pull a MacGyver.

This is the art of slapping together a solution to a problem at the last minute, with no advanced planning, and no resources. It's the coat hanger you use to fish your car keys out of the toilet, the emergency mustache you hastily construct out of pubic hair.

Tom: Shit, the bombs gonna blow up and all we have are 2 toothpicks and rubber condom. Quick, someone Desenrascanco.

Desenrascanco by Reknew January 3, 2010

Destiny 

The best friend there can be in the world, she'd do anything for the people she cares about (Charlie) and she puts a smile on people's faces

Wait is that Destiny??
Yup that's Destiny...

Destiny by Ello guys November 16, 2016