Customer-ise

The art of talking a complete stranger into buying something you made.

I customer-ised seven people at the dog park today!

by Buddy&TreatsStaff November 18, 2021

Custom

Something so absolutely rigged that only a true professional could accomplish that level of quality.

Did you see the way Marquis left that conduit hanging from the ceiling? That's custom. He's real custom.

by Oldschool88 August 14, 2021

Custody

Custody of the police or a puzzle factory.

While the police are busy taking the guy with the Madonna tattoo on his chest into custody, nobody is paying attention to the girl with the Elvis riding a dragon tattoo on her chest, saying that if she flexes her muscles that somebody needs to bring her some toilet paper so she can wipe the dragon's ass. She should also be taken into custody, are people going to let her get away with that?

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

custardcookiesnewdad

Hot person who Is gay and asexual hmu

custardcookiesnewdad Likes aro

by StillKai October 5, 2021

custis

Cute, very charming guy with a little bit of a devil streak. If you know a custis he is definitely worth keeping. He's been through a lot and thats what makes him stronger. If you are dating a custis he is one you should never let go, spicy and gentle at the same time. He is one of the those guys that everyone wants.

omg, its custis not curtis!

by lexyl November 22, 2021

Custom

An item that has been altered by the owner in ways that degrades its value.

*sees duct-tape wrapped bumper*
"Dude, that's pretty custom! HAHA"

by Wordsmith97XXX January 18, 2022

customurder

The act of killing a retail customer (usually committed by a retail worker) out of annoyance ,impatience and or rage inducing exhaustion.

If this guy asks one more stupid question, I may commit customurder.

by Pfizer Söze January 18, 2022