cheapmas

The celebration of Christmas on a week or so after the normal date to take advantage of the post-Christmas sales and thereby saving money on the cost of Presents.

The celebration of cheapmas meant all presents were purchased with a healthy discount at the boxing day sales.

by christiaan2001 October 16, 2010

cheapilarity

Cheapilarity is a phenomenon that occurs rarely in human society. It is most comonly associated with a low cost item for sale, for which the amount is so cheap that hilarity ensues.

Girl:
HAD NO FUCKIN OREOS LEFT
Guy:
I got the last box
Girl:
i just got some from the corner store tho
Guy:
not in a tri-box of awesomness and cheapilarity!

by yeahman9944 February 23, 2011

cheaploader

a person who pays a small amount for something but reaps the benefits of those who pay more for the same thing.

Virgin Mobile USA users pay 25 bucks a month for the same network as Sprint Users who pay 80 bucks! Stinkin cheaploaders.

by leeseibert June 7, 2011

Cheapios

generic, or store-brand Cheerios

Dude, I got the munchies, you got anything to eat around here?
How about a big bowl of Cheapios?

by Drgizmo September 11, 2011

Cheapizza

Cheap pizza, from supermarket frozen or convenience store. Usually priced at $1 a slice or in frozen bundles of 2 or more. Usually topped with dog food named sausage and pepperoni.

Nothing is better when you're high than some cheapizza!

by TheDoc228 July 12, 2012

cheapy slinky

That cheap crap you bought when you were a kid from a 25 cent machine and after 17 minutes it breaks. Expert children say that 20% of the time during the years of 1990 and 1998 the most common disappointing 25 cent toy machine item was in fact the plastic mini-slinky. When you get older you buy cheap furniture, cheap equipment, etc. and it breaks or is flimsy can also be considered a "cheapy slinky."

I just bought this necklace yesterday and it broke already. Now I know why it cost $2.99. What a cheapy slinky!

by soulprintable October 17, 2014

cheapscate

Not wanting to spend money on something that's affordable.

Joe: Hey Steve buy that video game you've wanted

Steve: Nah, not sure I want it.
Joe: Dude you've got $100 bucks just buy it you cheapscate

by Leroy Hamilton November 1, 2014