mumbai cadillac

A scooter. Plain and simple. Just a fucking scooter you stand on

Watching some brown guy ride back and forth in front of my house while on the phone with a friend:

Dave: what's going on?

Warren: not much. Just watching some brown guy drive back and forth up my street on a Mumbai cadillac

by anonymous May 29, 2024

Reform Candidate

Noun;
Someone who's parents should have wiped them on the curtains approximately 9 months prior to their birth

I wouldn't vote for the reform candidate, even if it would mean I would never have to work again

by HyperSkylight July 3, 2024

Manchurian Candidate

A little game played by the Coast Guard Chiefs based on the movie by the same name. Usually accompanied by a theater play that is the result of meshing up everyone’s personalities and “secrets.” The goal being to make the subject scared.

Why is he so confused?

Look away, they are doing the Manchurian Candidate on him.

by Cats are all gray now July 8, 2024

The Candidate

It was not the candidate.

Hym "It wasn't the candidate before the election. Before the election you thought she was a good candidate and that she was doing a good job. You, the pundits, did a dog shit job painting her in a positive light and convincing people to vote for her. Her team did a dog shit job preparing her for rallies sure but you didn't do a good job conveying what her policies were actually going to be. The people I talk to can't even spit out a single one of her policies. I haven't heard 'opportunity economy' from a single person. Spamming 'Donald Trump is a narcissistic fascist!!!' On a loop DOES NOT WORK... And that is all you did in the weeks leading up to election and YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK. You, as a media pundit, were selecting stories to make your candidate look good and your opponent look bad. You, as a pundit, were arguing on her behalf and not that she lost... You are trying to distance yourself from your role in her loss. Because if you being a fat Persian retard made her lose then why would people give you their money? This election autopsy bullshit we are getting from the liberals is nothing more than a desperate attempt at self preservation."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2024

Pink Cadillac

The more glamorous rival to the hideous Brown Lexus

I hate brown Lexus (IS200) but I love pink Cadillacs (CTS-V)

by EMD F59PHI January 18, 2025

Jim Caddick

The real name of Caddicarus.

Jim Caddick is a popular youtuber who goes by the name of Caddicarus, an England-based wacko who does the silliest videos. Oh, and he loves Cash Banooca.

person 1: "Do you know Caddicarus' real name?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's Jim Caddick."
person 1: "Oh, thats why he's called Caddicarus."
person 2: *silence*

by thesillycat February 4, 2025

California Caddie

When your homie holds the tissue for you when you nut

Yo man could you be my California Caddie tonight?

by Cohen G January 27, 2026