Water Crotch 

Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam

Water Crotch by Richard January 24, 2008

water rub 

when a stranger swims past you and unexpectedly and unknowingly brushes your genitalia.

I was at the town pool on a hot summers day when my junk got water rubbed by an old man's fleshly calf as he swam past me

water rub by Schmorl's Node October 2, 2010

water fountain 

when a woman gushes into the air the same as a volcano (extremely hard to do and if accomplished then the woman is one of a kind also the man would be the highest sex god in the world) this should be a praised move 1 in 3000200 women can do it successfully

she gushed like a water fountain

water fountain by tossseer 256 January 13, 2010

water biscuit 

a small dietry biscuit which can help you lose wieght.
The most blasphemous insult ever created.

Toby is a water biscuit.
Toby is on a diet. He is eating water biscuits. Mate

water biscuit by Matt Wilmott January 10, 2006

Water Table

1. A sustainable amount of water within a unit of sediment or rock.
2. A toy young kids play with, with water in it.
3. What 1-2 year old's think the toilet is.

1. The city is looking for another water supply due to the shrinking water table.
2. The kids at the daycare love playing with the water table during playtime.
3. "Hey, where's little Johnny?"
"Oh shit, check the water table."

Water Table by Asswip'e October 13, 2007

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

Water monkey by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

water nibbler 

A total health freak. Someone who is cautious about consuming even distilled water.

Don't listen to those water nibblers worrying about calories, just eat sensibly and get some exercise.

water nibbler by Fearman August 11, 2007