Sneaky Turtle

The act of surprising one's partner by taking a shit while on the receiving end of a rim job.

Fink was shocked when Termika slipped him the sneaky turtle.

by donutpuncher22 January 5, 2009

Rusty Turtle

When a girl is taking a shit you eat her out. Reverse of a Blumpkin.

girl is taking a shit you walk in the bathroom and ask her for a rusty turtle and then proceed with the necassary steps

by Rusty Turtle March 10, 2010

turtle head

the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole

damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head

by reyrey October 29, 2003

Pole Turtle

a. A turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know what to do now that it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.

Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole turtle.

by Sugarfreepixiestick December 9, 2008

squirt the turtle

The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet

Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit

by Gianluca M November 2, 2017

turtle smoke

A marijuana reference coined by E-40

"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"

by B Smizz June 7, 2005

Inferior Turtle

Derived from the phrase 'awkward turtle'.
Refers to someone who is inferior to another person. The other person is superior to them there the other person is much cooler and more popular.

Do you know Nick? He's such an inferior turtle!" "Yeah especially to Katy, she's so superior

by SuperiorTurtle May 31, 2011