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jiggle the mouse tail 

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to jiggle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
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tail happy 

1. The condition of someone who's had great sex the night before. Often endured (barely) by coworkers and friends. Always accompanied by a smile nothing will wipe off.

2. Adjective to describe a racecar experiencing severe oversteer or looseness. A loose racecar's back wheels tend to head for the outside of the track in a corner. Hence, the tail is merrily out of control and trying to spin the car out.
1. Bob's girlfriend is back in town. I suppose he'll be tail happy all day long. Makes ya wanna puke, doesn't it?

2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., is downright tail happy coming out of turn 3. He's gonna slap the wall if he isn't careful.
tail happy by wordguy2 March 16, 2010

Trailer Fraud 

When a trailer misrepresents the movie it advertises. When you view the actual movie, you see the trailer has nothing to do with the narrative, characters or plot. You are a victim of trailer fraud.
#1 : "Boy that film sucked !"
#2 " Yeah, wtf did we just watch ?"
#1 : "Dunno, the trailer looked good."
Both : "Trailer Fraud !"
Trailer Fraud by HudsonDuster November 22, 2009
Word of the Day on November 24, 2009

trailer park trollop 

A female slut that has no class or self repect, who will fuck just about any (or everyone).
1; Kevin got very upset when he saw Victor banging his babys mama. '' That fuckin slut is nothing but a trailer park trollop, out looking for cock!''
2; What happend to all your dope? ''that fucken trailer park trollop must have stoled it!''
trailer park trollop by Markie_Marc December 19, 2017
Thaila is a amazing friend she comes across more confident than she actually is. She can be sensitive but loves her friends with all her heart. If you have a Thaila in your life hold on and don’t let her go she is your BFF and will stay that way for all your life. Thaila is pretty, talented, flexible and the best friend in the world. She trusts you with anything and dates a lot of guys but gets over them easily because she is a strong person.

Thaila is:
Amazing
Kind
Beautiful

Caring
Pretty

Talented

Flexible
And you should love her forever more
Wow Thaila is so flexible and pretty I am so jealous!
I wish Thaila was my BFF
Thaila by Xx_mystery_xX October 31, 2019

Bagger Trailer

A foul, putrid mix of odors often found inside the trailer/mobile home of a Tea Party Patriot.

The melange of smells includes: cat piss, wet dog, cigarette smoke, dirty laundry, rotting garbage, and cured meats.
I almost vomited when I walked in that room. The place smelled like Bagger Trailer.
tailfin can have two meanings: either the inner labia of a woman extending (too) far outwards or simply a gay man from Finland (tail Fin).
example: "man, she has such a sexy body but when she bent forward, I suddenly saw her huge tailfins hanging down like giant rhubarb leaves and I got frightened that these things might have teeth and eat up my dick"

another example:

Eric: Where´s this guy from? He´s talking like some kinda alien.

Zac: "He´s from Finland".
Eric: "He seems a little gay to me"
Zac: "Yeah man, he´s a real tail Fin (tailfin) if you know what I mean..."
tailfin by Pope on Dope April 11, 2015