Putin

An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).

Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Putin

Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.

Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

punish

Someone who is really annoying to deal with, hard to talk to or deal with

Ugh, I've got a meeting with Nicolette, she's such a punish, kill me.

by BearMac April 18, 2023

Patista

An overwhelming amount of marinara sauce

Oh man I can’t believe you went to patista on those noodles

by Meowkinzz April 18, 2023

Purisplatter

The unexpected spicy flick of a pani puri eater's hand, resulting in unintentionally hitting someone nearby with a burst of flavor and spice.

I got purisplattered today by a girl at the stall.

by silent_freak May 12, 2023

Pubiscist

A person who performs acupuncture on a pubiscites testicles.

I am such a Pubiscist

by Pentabagel June 22, 2023

Pubis Meridian

A tuft of pubic hair peaking out above the waistband, encroaching upon the midriff.

Omg! Did you see Mr. Crotchety?! His pubis meridian was on full display when he showed up late for class!

by WrightGrove August 25, 2023