poser

a wanna-be showoff that gets no points in basketball, and cant dunk also is referred to as PAytoN.

a payton is a poser , a poser is a payton

by cottonpicken March 6, 2023

poseking

From Czech word posek, poseking is the activity of being in stuck.

Poseking is also know as the king of posek.

I’ve been so high yesterday that I became the poseking.

by Ivés August 15, 2023

FaceSpace Pose

"The Facespace Pose" - When you take a picture of yourself with your Cell, holding it up high, thrusting your bum and boobs out and making that discustingly un-erotic pout? Worse Still with a friend in like pose?

Gernick was so pleased with herself. She was so hot in her Facespace pose that she received instant hits

by Nedd4u January 1, 2011

Bicycle Poser

1)Fake biker, a fraud...a biker wannabe

2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...

3) Someone who owns several high end bikes and equipment but does nothing more than ride them around the block or in there basement no more than a handful of times a year.

" that Teresa sure is a Bicycle poser, She only rides her bikes and puts on her bike gear to look pretty but she sure does suck! (in more ways than one).

by Richard elephant February 27, 2013

esti-pose

A way to pose for a picture in which one stands on an angle from the camera lens, arches their back, and drops their facing shoulder. It is preferable that one includes a hand gesture with the palm face down and fingers as high in the air as possible. This pose is very common among sem girls and usually not done by the main person in the photo. Accompanying faces are optional and extremely popular.

Photographer: Would u stand straight and pose like a normal person?
Sem Girl: No, I'm doing an esti-pose!

by everythingsfreikentaken April 17, 2014

workout poser

someone who poses as someone who works out to help their personal self-esteem. Often thought to be males who walk around gyms not using the equipment, spending a lot of time at the gym but giving minimum effort. However since the "selfie" females are as common as men, taking full body pictures in the mirror without doing much (if anything) at all. Showing their online friends they are trying to get into shape (or why they stay in shape) without giving effort. Different ways of accomplishing the same goal. Building confidence at the gym without putting in work.

1st workoutaholic "bro, look at that girl. She's been here for a good half hour and hasn't done anything but stand by the mirror."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."

by kid ak August 23, 2014

Skate Poser

Mani Hatz from CYMS. What I mean is someone who wears skate clothing (only the hype stuff) and can’t skate is a skate poser.

He is just like Mani Hatz, such a Skate Poser

by Don’t be a Mani Hatz poser November 28, 2017