meme monster

one who relates to all the memes on the internet

Michelle you are such a meme monster i have tagged you like 30 times today

by BEN AKA OI BEN October 12, 2016

Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

Jiggle monster

A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.

That jiggle monster gave me a hard on last night. Good thing I got it over with now though.

by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017

Pube Monster

When a girls pubic hair grows so long that it gains consciousness and proceeds to attack the owner

'Someone help, My pube monster is attacking me'

by apexwarrior April 20, 2018

Tuna monster

Food that will smell bad as it rots (e. g. tuna fish) intentionally left hidden where it will bother and confuse someone.

“I threaten to nail my obnoxious neighbor with a tuna monster at least once a month.”

“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”

by s22901 May 4, 2018

Welsh monster chomp

Eating a girl out from the vagina whilst her being on her period and the day she has diarrhoea. She proceeds to poo during the eating out session and you go for her ass after she squirts from her vagina.

Dude 1 - Last night, me and my girl got frisky and I give her the welsh monster chomp
Dude 2 - No way dude! you caught her on a good day!

by Golvrey June 12, 2018

swamp monster dick

Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.

by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018