hornswoggled 

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

hornswoggled by D. Learned February 2, 2004

hornbag 

An individual who enjoys the act of rummaging

Jane rummaged through his drawers on a regular basis. What a hornbag Jane was!

hornbag by Jane Klaxon October 7, 2006

Shoe Horn 

a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead

wow look at that shoe horn over their
''sucky sucky 5 dolla''

Shoe Horn by Lenny April 22, 2004

Guinea horn 

aside from the common offensive definition, Guinea horn is also a type of baked cobbler consisting of Peach, blackberries, and strawberries, a very popular dish in Georgia and surrounding south eastern coastal states.

mother makes wonderful guinea horn cobbler.

Guinea horn by bakersdelight89 June 21, 2011

hornswaggle 

A term used in place of words like "rubbish", "bloody hell", or "yeah right". Invented by Elizabeth T. and spread throughout the Earth.

Jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but I know it to be naught but hornswaggle. I saw him giving that man a BJ.

hornswaggle by Dr. Tony January 17, 2005

Air Horn 

Erection (also known as an Air-ection) caused by a combination of vibration, temperature and pressure - usually experienced in Economy Class air travel where your seatbelt is 'fastened low and tight' and the seats are upright in any position.

Flew the red-eye home from Perth last night, copped a painful Air Horn that must've lasted at least an hour.

Air Horn by dial_MIKE December 28, 2010

Pot Noodle Horn 

An odd gimick that seems to make no sense at all. Used in televised adverts and only suceeds in confusing the audience. The creation of Pot Noodle.

Pot Noodle failed when they invented the 'Pot Noodle Horn'.

Pot Noodle Horn by lordpestilence July 31, 2005