lordpestilence's definitions

Daito

A Japanese longsword that is far more practical than it's more ornamental cousin the Katana.

The Samurai wielded his Daito with great skill.

by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

Vampyre

Simply an archaic word with the same meaning as the modern spelling of vampire.

Moron: I think i'm 1337 so i'll type Vampyre rather than Vampire.

by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

The Architect

The Architect is a character from Matrix Revolutions who uses a limited vocabulary of over complicated words. In the world of the Matrix he is a 'God' figure.

The Architect bears an uncanny resembelence to 'God'.

by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

Pot Noodle Horn

An odd gimick that seems to make no sense at all. Used in televised adverts and only suceeds in confusing the audience. The creation of Pot Noodle.

Pot Noodle failed when they invented the 'Pot Noodle Horn'.

by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

Oni

1.Japanese Devil or Demon usually pink or purple in colour, they're tall, strong, ugly and stupid.

2.An underrated shoot 'em up for the Playstation2.

1.That Oni bit off my arm.

2.I played Oni on my PS2 last night.

by lordpestilence August 4, 2005

Wyvern

A mythical creature with the ability to fly. It is often portrayed as having onl one pair of limbs these are either it's hind legs or front legs, it is often shown with bird-like qualities such as feathered wings or a beak.

The Wyvern swooped down from the skies to attack.

by lordpestilence January 11, 2005

force of nature

A person or creature possessing unnatural or God-like power.

She was a force of nature.

by lordpestilence January 15, 2005