Definitions by lordpestilence

Oni

1.Japanese Devil or Demon usually pink or purple in colour, they're tall, strong, ugly and stupid.

2.An underrated shoot 'em up for the Playstation2.

1.That Oni bit off my arm.

2.I played Oni on my PS2 last night.

Oni by lordpestilence August 4, 2005

Daito 

A Japanese longsword that is far more practical than it's more ornamental cousin the Katana.

The Samurai wielded his Daito with great skill.

Daito by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

Vampyre

Simply an archaic word with the same meaning as the modern spelling of vampire.

Moron: I think i'm 1337 so i'll type Vampyre rather than Vampire.

Vampyre by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

Pot Noodle Horn 

An odd gimick that seems to make no sense at all. Used in televised adverts and only suceeds in confusing the audience. The creation of Pot Noodle.

Pot Noodle failed when they invented the 'Pot Noodle Horn'.

Pot Noodle Horn by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

The Architect 

The Architect is a character from Matrix Revolutions who uses a limited vocabulary of over complicated words. In the world of the Matrix he is a 'God' figure.

The Architect bears an uncanny resembelence to 'God'.

The Architect by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

Vampyre

Thought by many (Morons) to be a 'cooler' way of spelling Vampire, this is not the case a 'Vampyre' is actually a mortal Vampire.

She was a Vampyre, a mortal Vampire.

Vampyre by lordpestilence February 18, 2005

Taking Back Sunday 

Are NOT punk. Punk is the Sex Pistols not long haired wankers in jeans and a black T-shirt.

Taking back Sunday are as punk as Avril Lavigne, they should be shot.

Taking Back Sunday by lordpestilence February 18, 2005