puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.

Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.

by Big P. Bob November 2, 2017

retro dicked

Sometimes one of the worst decisions you can make.. Also known as hooking up with an ex

Girl I got me retro dicked last night.

by Rincloud January 26, 2018

Double Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker, the Double Decker involves taking a shit in the victim’s toilet, not flushing, then repeating the process in the tank. The end result is the unsuspecting victim flushing the lone turd, only to be accosted by a stream of liquid feces into the bowl. This is far beyond an innocent prank, be sure the victim deserves it, as there’s no going back.

Allen was house-sitting for Sam and had a party at his house...he was only caught because somebody left a Double Decker in Sam’s toilet.

by AlienMan1964 February 7, 2018

john decker

A synonym for Jack Dexter. Usually used on sports fields, such as baseball.

there goes motherfricken JOHN DECKER.

by MikeTheMainMan May 27, 2018

Polar decker

The act of defecating directly in someone's freezer. The result of this poopsicle predicament is whether to chip away at a frozen browntain or unplug the unit and deep clean because everyone knows you're the germophobe you know you are.

Found out Lou slept with my girlfriend and never told me so I left him a polar decker while he was sleeping so it froze solid before he found it.

by WalnutPlatt July 8, 2018

Pecker Decker

Comes from a boy named trace with a giant wiener

That man probably had a Pecker Decker

by Laney boy January 14, 2019

Double Decker Do Ya

When you and your bro have sex with two separate girls on the same bunk bed. One on the top bunk and another on the bottom. When done properly the shaking of the two beds off set each other perfectly.

Bro me and my boy had a double Decker do ya last night with a couple Shorty's

by If your sugar daddy was a Chri February 4, 2019