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A loaf of bread which one keeps in their bed for post-drinking, pre-sleep snackage.
"Man, I'm so drunk I can't wait to go home and Bed Bread before passing out"
Bed Bread by loblo September 14, 2014

Magic Bread 

Cheese and Bacon Rolls with the power to cause mass excitement and euphoria
"Magic bread, magic bread.
Everyone love magic bread!"
Magic Bread by SpicyCat February 11, 2015

shred bread 

A word describing the totality of send that a skier displays during the descent of a ski line, including speed of descent, steeze, and fullness of send. It is a quality contained by a skier, typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See gnar butter for similar phrase.
I totally spreaded the gnar butter on the shred bread when I hucked that cornice with a backie and stomped the mando-air out of the 45 degree couloir.
shred bread by the_reverend_69 January 6, 2019

Chode bread

A bread that looks like a big pp and when you eat it there is white seman inside
Wow i like eating chode bread
Chode bread by Sos sprk December 4, 2019

Flatten That Bread 

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.
*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

looking for bread

why are you looking for bread all the time?
looking for bread by Uncle Dimma January 23, 2015