Asparagus Green

Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.

I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.

by Constance ♥ January 21, 2009

aspression

a gloriously thought-out design, often seen in tunnels and walls; mainly used in conjunction with "Production" (i.e. Aspression Production)

Boquifa: Did you see that Aspression Production?!
Jamaal: Yeah I did! That stuff is the shit!

by Boquifa and Jamaal February 18, 2009

asplat

to fail at basejumping/skydiving

bob pulled an asplat when he forgot he had a parachute

by your uncle-mom April 9, 2010

ASPCFM

Noun. An imaginary nonprofit organization, the American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to the Feeble-Minded. Usually invoked in jest to rebuke someone who is tormenting a mentally deficient or stupid person.

You better not pick on your dimbulb cousin, or I'll tip the ASPCFM off to you!

by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010

aspic

1. Of asian and hispanic mixed race.

2. Asian-Hispanic fusion cuisine.

1. Juan Cho is one hot Aspic.

3. Tamale rolls and teriyaki fajitas are only two examples of Aspic cuisine.

by Yum Yum Collyer October 19, 2010

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

asparagus dick

What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.

I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.

by golfpunk500 October 10, 2011