Albuquerque Abortion

Noun;
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.

"I gave my girl a creampie, but you know diapers be expensive, so I gave that bitch an Albuquerque Abortion."

by SirPhoque October 20, 2021

im about to come

A reaction to seeing something really cool!

Cameron sees Johns easter project, "IM ABOUT TO COME"

by imblack666fuck April 6, 2023

belli bilong mi walk about

Pidgin English for "I have a tummyache". If you want to say "I have a big tummyache", you can say "belli bilong mi plenti walk about".

Oooohhh, belli bilong mi walk about. Mi hav tokim bigfela seramik!

by pentozali August 25, 2012

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017

i’m sweaty about that

Invented by Lin-Manuel Miranda’s child, meaning “I don’t want to do that”

Hey, do you wanna go out tonight?
Nah, i’m sweaty about that

by My uhhh August 9, 2018

Christ On A Boat

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.

Christ On A Boat Sequana, it’s Tom Hardy!!!

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.

Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.

by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019