4 definitions by BigButchLesbo

slovenian sex machine

Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s

Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?

Shamima: I don’t know let me check...

*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*

Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Paerdon euwwww

In dedication of Caroline, the one and only love of my life, Paerdon Euwwww is a term to get someone to repeat something after they have mumbled or said something quite remarkingly retarded

Molly: Shane Dawson slept with his cat

Sorcha: Paerdon Euwwww

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Hospital Sandwich

The feeling of wanting to hospitalise someone using force/violence. This can be done by horrifically beating someone, choking them with grapes, spiking their drink with urine or creating a stampede of middle aged cows to take down your opponent

Ugh... Tiffiny is really PISSING ME OFF. I’m definitely going to give her a hospital sandwich later

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Christ On A Boat

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.

Christ On A Boat Sequana, it’s Tom Hardy!!!

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019