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Tree Bumber

A tree bumber is a person in whom has a real passion for shoving pieces of a tree up the bottom
So he confessed that he was a tree bumber
by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017
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tree gang war

An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.
Man that Tree Gang War was thicc af.
by PossiblyGodJkHeDoesntExist September 4, 2017
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Tree leaf wood

Having a mixture of many characteristics of multiple BTS members.
Cheyann Hackett is such a tree leaf wood. Sometimes she has the energy of J-hope and other times she’s like Suga when you wake him up
by Cheyann and Ashlynn November 19, 2017
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Tree

Why the fuck are you looking up tree in a dictionary? Fine, I'll tell you. They're those giant sticks with leaves on them.
You're a fucking dumbass for looking up "tree" in the dictionary.
by BiggieCheese'sAss January 29, 2018
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TREECOCK

TREECOCK (noun)
The noun TREECOCK has 1 sense:

1. My big fat, long penis becomes The TREECOCK when erect.
(History: "Once believed to be a mythological creature, this word became very prevalent in the early part of the 1900's as this myth became life in the form of my granddad a man named John D Edmondson, the reincarnate form of The TREECOCK is a man named Steven Ty Edmondson the grandson of John D " )

ORIGIN: TREECOCK from Irish and Norse mythology. the giant phallus was first called the Treecock after the druid mysticism was condensed and as the legend passed from old world to new world thru the ages the term TREECOCK was born.
Girl talking to her girl friends about her date with a new boyfriend:
Girlfriends ask; 'So what was it like?' 'Was it big?'
girlfriend responds; "O My god, it is literally the Treecock" "girl, you do not know how sore I am right now, I literally thought my vagina was going o blow out from all that dick he was giving me."
by treecock February 9, 2018
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Tree

You should already know what a fucking tree is
How tf do you not know what a tree is nibba
by ItsyerboiREEEE February 15, 2018
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Tree

Hey is that a plant?
No, it’s a tree.
by StephMcSteph June 13, 2018
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