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Shocked-shocked

A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.
Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.
by tvsteve April 29, 2010
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Shocker Locker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shlocker.
I like to follow up the shocker locker with a nice donkey punch.
by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011
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prison shocker

Same hand formation as the shocker, with middle and index fingers extended along with the pinkY. the ass is filled with pinky and the taint is rubbed in a pressure laiden fashion, milking the prostate.
She was blowing a dude and rocked the prison shocker. She said he came like a rocket.

Wayne P. loves the Prison Shocker from TK.
by Big JB November 28, 2006
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hottie shock

euphoric feeling that is a result of close-up exposure to a really good-looking person, specifically Topcon Mike. Usually accompanied by an inability to concentrate, a feeling of light-headedness and uncontrollable smiling/giggling. Also causes a desire to scoop him up for both innocuus and illicit purposes. May also cause affected person to forget to breathe.
"After spending five minutes with Topcon Mike, I almost fainted from hottie shock! I totally couldn't think straight."
by K.M.S. April 13, 2007
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Stockton

#1 In Home Foreclosure, Most Illiterate City & Ranked By Forbes as "Most Miserable City in the US." #2 In Crime Rate after Sacramento and Modesto. #3 In car theft. Ranked by Forbes as The 5th Most Dangerous City in the US. Yeah, okay, we might be "bad" and infamous but we have good stuff too. If you live here then you know. If you don't live here then you don't know. If you think its a crappy place to live, fine. You are entitled to your opinion. But, why the f*ck did you look this up if thats whats you think? Ask yourself THAT, a**hole. =) Have a Great Day.
Stkn Resident: "209 til I Die."

Outside: "Nah man, Stockton's whack."

Stkn Resident: "Fuck up and fuck out then."
by CoconutBanana April 8, 2010
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stockport

Town just 6 miles away from Manchester(scum land) Also home to a Football club with brilliant support but poor performances.
" United's Shit,City's Worse | We Always Put The County First "
by Lee Martin March 29, 2005
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the shocker

by dave July 18, 2003
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