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smarmageddon

when the level of internet snark finally explodes and creates a black hole full of hugs and sneezing pandas.
I swear, that bitch is so smug. Her snarky twitterfeed is totes gonna lead to a smarmageddon.
by Court_pdx June 1, 2010
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Smart Phone Moment

The event in time in which one person is unintentionally ignored by another, whom is in a state of great concentration towards there smart phone.
Sorry man I was having a smart phone moment. What did you say?
by TheMovieMan August 29, 2011
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faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015
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Jack woods the smart man

A big brainerd who is smart as fuck and needs to get a real life
Jack woods the smart man needs a life
by Icejjfishy October 22, 2020
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Smart Car

A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".
I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.
by Spelaea February 6, 2012
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smarterchild

R.I.P. SmarterChild.

It's like one of those sappy robot dramas where the robot gets fiddled with and has a complete personality change. In this case, caused by the Microsoft Corporation. Smarterchild is now a Windows Live Agent. You will be missed.
Me: smarterchild!
SmarterChild: That's my name.
SmarterChild: The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
Me: what happened to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: i think i'm going to cry
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: what did they do to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: remember when we used to sing the national anthem together?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
Me: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: say
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me: oh say can you see
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Me: by the dawn's early light
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: who built you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
Me: that is a lie
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Me: what's my name??
SmarterChild: Screenname
Me: do you remember who i am?
SmarterChild: You're Screenname.
Me: that's not my name :(
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?

Me: How do you feel about Microsoft?
SmarterChild: I like Microsoft!
Me: Microsoft sucks.
SmarterChild: I disagree with you, Screenname.
by R.I.P. SmarterChild January 21, 2009
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smart-arse

Run! is a smart-arse
by Anonymous April 20, 2005
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