scratchterbate

When you are scratching an itch near your genitals.

Don't scratchterbate or you'll grow peach fuzz on your palms!

by J. Frank May 26, 2008

Chico Back Scratcher

When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.

"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

Stratch

to completely destroy, to stretch out to an extreme degree

Pak-Shinyung got his ass stratched so hard with that chest workout today.

by meemlord December 1, 2016

Scratchy Lean

The opposite of 'Gangsta Lean', when driving a car.

The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.

"Check the Chav doing the Scratchy Lean in his wanked-up 205!!!"

by Skirtlifter January 26, 2006

Scatchat

Snapchating Pictures of Poo

Dude I have just Scatchatted your sister with a huge Poopaduke. I hope she adds that one to the scatalog.

by PoOpa FoOker January 7, 2017

scratchgasm

Used in reference to the rapid-fire single leg motion usually executed by dogs when rubbed in "that right spot".

Sean: Stop making out with my dog, bro. You know her nubbin is at the base of her tail.
Paul: Dude, she came over to be rubbed. What else am I gonna do?
Sean: Bro, that's a scratchgasm. You just went all the way with my dog. Uggh.

by Gloves January 9, 2008

[scritching]

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal

Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.

by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008