10 definitions by PoOpa FoOker

Mobile Poo Block

When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.

I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.

"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"

by PoOpa FoOker July 18, 2015

Chat PMT

When you ask questions to a female who is suffering from PMT (premenstrual tension).

Fuck me, my Mrs lost her shit the other day when I asked her "whats for dinner" she's got a bad case of Chat PMT.

by PoOpa FoOker March 15, 2023

Chat PMT

Unlike Chat GPT, this one gets angry once a month.

Ryan "what's for tea love”
Chat PMT "if you ask me that one more time, I'll chin you"

Fuck me the Mrs lost her shit today when I asked her the time, she must have a case of Chat PMT

by PoOpa FoOker March 15, 2023

Scatchat

Snapchating Pictures of Poo

Dude I have just Scatchatted your sister with a huge Poopaduke. I hope she adds that one to the scatalog.

by PoOpa FoOker January 7, 2017

Redneck wash

When only using deodorant, rather than an early morning wash.

I was so late for work this morning I only had time for a redneck wash. I smelt good but I knew it wouldn't last long.

by PoOpa FoOker January 11, 2015

Fleshlight Orgy

When you gather 5 or more Fleshlights together and have masturbate with them all in one session!

While Shaun's wife was away, he rounded up a bunch of fleshlights and got busy in the living room. He had so many he fingered, licked and fucked until the tank was dry and he could GlurbleFluckering no more!

It was a successful Fleshlight Orgy

by PoOpa FoOker February 13, 2021

poo train

Similar to Drop the kids off at the pool,pinch a loaf,lay cable explaining you are ready to poop

Ohhh Dude I think the poo train is at the station, I better go and let the passengers off.

by PoOpa FoOker May 3, 2017