Penguidillo

Half Penguin, half Armadillo. The Penguidillo can swim but also has a hard outer shell. possibly the most secure animal ever to "exist".

The hybrid is rumored to have been genetically developed by the Greenland government to spy on the Icelandic neighbors in the 50's. Now has a natural habitat located at the end of the garden of 12 Drake street, Haslemere.

Is it a Penguin? Is it a Armadillo? NO. It's a Penguidillo!

by Peter Hadden December 14, 2008

Penguinrapingassspalunker

An insult used in South Park The Movie....A easy way to make fun of someone without actually swearing....AND NO RAPE IS NOT A SWEAR WORD.

Friend #1: Man you suck at spelling

Friend #2: Yah well you're a Penguinrapingassspalunker!

by Travis Steensma March 5, 2008

Penguin

Someone Who Follows Their Girlfriend Around Like A Penguin.Whupped

Ilse:Its Cute How My Boyfriend Follows Me Everywhere Its Like He's A Penguin

by iHatePhatPat June 24, 2010

Penguin

VERY VERY TREMENDOUSLY artractive person. Applies to all genders. May be used as a codename. Uses vary within different parties

HOLY HELL! Look at that sexy penguin yonder!

by WELOVEHOTMEN December 4, 2011

Plastic Penguins

Another exam technique used in conjunction with flub, used when the answer to the question is not known.

7. 2x-56y(54x-2y) = x + y

Answer: Plastic Penguins

by Alex September 17, 2004

Penguin

1. In the bible: Despicable minions of hell; 2. Archetype associated with eveil, darkness falsely veiled in light, treachery; 3) An easy scapegoat for Richard; ALSO: 4) Animal common to Antarctic region.

1. (3) "It was the Penguins I tell you, Katherine..."

by yomammas February 18, 2003

penguin

partner for life, a soulmate.

"Will you be my penguin?"

by ImperfectAngel April 2, 2008