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Ladies always cum first

During intercourse the male will at all costs make his female partner cum before him even if it takes several hours!!!
Man#1: My girlfriend's mad at me for cuming before her.

Man#2: Dude ladies always cum first.
by ]|[ T-GAW March 3, 2011
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Lada

Ladas are just the hottest girls alive. If you ever dated a Lada, you should know damn well you will never do better than that, because she is simply the best girl. The fact that she is named after a Russian car just proves how amazing she is. Ladas have an angelic face,a phat a$$ and pretty much are the kindest ggirls out there with the best personality.
Oh my god she is so pretty she is such a Lada
by Xpeepoo October 31, 2020
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lady curtains

The stripper left the scent of her lady curtains on the pole.
by Amalja July 10, 2011
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lady chub

When a woman spots some good looking eye candy and gets turned on or a tad excited.
Wow did you see that hottie? He definitely gave me a lady chub!
by yayahhhhhhh September 12, 2011
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Eda the Owl Lady

An old lady who does magic and is cursed
She acts like a mother towards Luz Noceda and her friends
Also a witch criminal that is worth exactly 1,000,000,000,000 snails
She has a sister named Lilith who is insane and also is the one who cursed her
by Sproutz May 31, 2021
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ladydisdain

Originally the name of a profile featured on The Onion Personals. The ad: "I'm a geek. A girl geek. I like the funny. If you can make me laugh and call me a pretty, pretty princess, I'm yours."

The ad is ubiquitous to this day and is still being referenced in jokes in the comments sections of The Onion AV Club.

Now ladydisdain can refer more generally to anything hated for its ubiquity.
"I can't go anywhere without seeing that guy. He's such a ladydisdain."

"Vanilla Ice was unavoidable in the early 1990s. He even appeared in the second Ninja Turtle movie. This caused him to be viewed with ladydisdain."

"Steve posted his ad on only a few choice billboards, being careful not to ladydisdain his image."
by Bourbon Diction Andy June 5, 2009
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ladder

If you want to become an actor, you'need to get a ladder.
by frabrizio January 25, 2018
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