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Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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insticate

Verb. A George W. Bush coinage and apparently a combination of "instigate" and "indicate". Used during the Presidential news conference of April 13, 2004.
BUSH: Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups.
by Slagathor April 21, 2004
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Insel Affe

Pejorative term used for referring to residents of United Kingdom. Term of german origin that literally means "island ape".
Hans: Werfluchte Briten! Sie kommen hier und betrinken und wirken wie sie eigenen unsere Stadt.
Friedrich: Zum Hölle mit diesen Insel Affen.
by every username is taken alread September 16, 2012
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Curtis Institute of Music

A cool conservatory where cool people go to school. Reasons why it is cool:
1) Wednesday "tea"
2) It's in a mansion
3) Homework? What homework?
4) We have a fraternity: it's called the Bass Section
5) Curtis is also the home of the 25 year old undergrads
6) We all love music
7) The staff know who you are
8) There are organists in the basement
9) Richard Woodland will always make sure everyone knows what a Tasty Cake is
10) 90" Plasma flat screen tv. Nothing is cooler than that.
I'm cool because I go to the Curtis Institute of Music.
by musicmusicmusic December 25, 2010
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inside joke

Something shared usually among close/best friends. WHen you can say a simple word or phrase and be sent into hysterical laughing, that word or phrase is an inside joke. To other people who are "out side", the ones who are "in side" seem preppy, stupid, and immature.
Fish chow!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! xDDDDDDDDDDD
by Kalcutta June 4, 2005
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come inside

When you are fucking a girl without using a condom, and come while your penis is still in her vagina.
Unusually cool.
She begged me not to come inside, but that only made me hornier and I came in her.

-Dude, I came inside this hot chick yesterday, and afterwards she tells me that she didn't take the pill!
-Ha ha ha, That will teach you to use a condom next time!
by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006
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Sutherland Institute

A conservative think tank in Salt Lake City dedicated to adding value to Utah by promoting Full Quiver Theology (FQT).

FQT encourages heterosexual parents to fill their quivers with many children. A standard quiver holds six children, but a seventh child can inserted if the other six are packed efficiently. A modular TurboQuiver allows parents to expand standard quivers to hold even larger numbers of children.

FQT envisions men building their own homes instead of relying on licensed contractors or renting facilities from others, especially homos.

FQT celebrates men, possessors of the fundamental unit of society, being married to women and vice versa.

Cities are envisioned to be nurturers of natural families. Unnatural, synthetic and artificial families (ie homos) will be resettled in the unincorporated county.

Large families are prefered, but since family size depends on age of the female, allowances are made for young homemakers. Schedule (FQT-1040EZ) outlines the acceptable child-bearing schedule and is available at the Institute's website.

Protection of the natural family is the first responsibility of local government. If, after protecting natural families, resources are left over and if government has the time and inclination, unnatural families may also receive protection, but this is optional.
Some people think the Sutherland Institute is pretentious.
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