The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:
height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.
The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.
The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
"Flightless birds are dumb."
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011