Hoop

A person of ratchet or ghetto descent

Man you shoulda seen this hoop last night with her fubu sneakers

by BushDid9 April 22, 2022

hoonswagled

Utterly fucked up in the anyways truly unwell not good the complete opposite of good

Damn bro I feel really fucking hoonswagled

by Fuckhead30 April 26, 2022

Hooper hopper

People (typically females) that prefer men that play basketball primarily over other men. Tend to bounce between them.

She was dating one basketball player, now she’s with another. She must be a hooper hopper.

by Zoom19 April 30, 2022

Hoogstraten

When you’re incredibly tired and can’t be bothered doing anything

Ahh, I’m absolutely hoogstraten

by Lord Hunkenstein May 19, 2022

Hoogstraten

Absolutely knackered or really tired! When you feel like you can’t carry something on anymore.

Hey Dave, I am absolutely Hoogstraten! Are you Hoogstraten? Or just me? I just can’t go on any further

by Lord Hunkenstein May 19, 2022

hoopdy

any old car

Howdy, is that your hoopdy/? classic!

by Dogvideo June 11, 2022

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 18, 2022