goobers

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.

"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"

by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008

goobies

Small, conical female breasts that are impressive despite their seemingly underdeveloped nature.

Man, I was watching FoodTV today - Rachel Ray has some Grade A goobies!

by da sword October 24, 2006

goobed

to get really drunk or high to the point where you just laugh and make everyone your with laugh

chick: Kuppi is so funny! i wanna hang with him again!
dude: yea he's tight! he was so goobed last night!


Dude 1: i wanna get goobed tonight
dude 2: i'm down

by Ben08Jew January 2, 2009

goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking

ohmangoddamn, shaniqua gave me the goofy goober

by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017

doink schnib gooblede goop

A common word used by tourette suffers, usually found accompanying the word cunt, but can equally accompany such words as fuck, fuckidy-fuck, knobsuckingslut, or hello

"good morning doink schnib gooblede goop cunt cunt cunt, dear friend, how are you,wooop."
One ticket to woooop, fuckity-fuck, small penised cuntrimmer, doink schnib gooblede goop, the city,please, cunt.

by doinkman October 20, 2008

goober

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.

She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

goober

to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

by somefungal October 13, 2011