One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016
Get the fap artistmug. by Gaybadgerboi January 9, 2019
Get the Fap bagmug. FAP /map/ (verb)
An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.
An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.
"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."
"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."
"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"
"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."
"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"
by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021
Get the FAPmug. by dj_nafi May 29, 2017
Get the Fap Facemug. A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught
Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"
by Wanna date? November 10, 2019
Get the Silent but deadly fapmug. by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
Get the Time fappingmug. by Murzon December 8, 2022
Get the Unexpected Fapmug.