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fap artist

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016
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Fap bag

A bagood where you keep your fap supplies
"Yo dude don't touch that that's my fap bag"

"I put my lotion in my fap bag"
by Gaybadgerboi January 9, 2019
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FAP

FAP /map/ (verb)

An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.
"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."

"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."

"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"
by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021
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Fap Face

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.
I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.
by dj_nafi May 29, 2017
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Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught
Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"
by Wanna date? November 10, 2019
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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.
-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".
by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
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Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
by Murzon December 8, 2022
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