terd burglar

someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.

by Shitcornfuckdick January 17, 2008

Burr

Some superiour to others, like a god, someone who loves jennay.

The burr and jennay are gonna git married..

by joe January 5, 2005

burglar technique

when a male with an erect pennis inserts his pennis into a bucket of black paint, and then inserts his newly painted pennis into the anus of his female counterpart

today, while having anal sex with my wife i dipped my pennis in black paint and used the burglar technique on her and entered the back door.

by kyle hebbs August 29, 2008

burr under the saddle

an annoyance or irritation

Aggressive behavior of young employees toward patients has been a burr under the saddle of the mental hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2009

burl

when you have to much to eat and some of the stuff you just had comes back into your mouth. Burp + hurl.

Dude are you alright?

Yeah I just burled a little.

by philmatic October 27, 2008

turd burglar

One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.

Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...

by The Wise Bookaka November 10, 2006

turd-burglar

one who unclogs toilets

My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.

by Steff April 27, 2004