Definitions by Shitcornfuckdick

terd burglar 

someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.

terd burglar by Shitcornfuckdick January 17, 2008

arabian mascara 

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's eyes giving them arabian mascara

You mom has some nice arabian mascara, you assclown.

arabian mascara by Shitcornfuckdick January 17, 2008