terd burglar

someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.
by Shitcornfuckdick January 16, 2008
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arabian mascara

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's eyes giving them arabian mascara
You mom has some nice arabian mascara, you assclown.
by Shitcornfuckdick January 16, 2008
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