oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants

by tt February 15, 2003

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.

@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

you know how I do

1. The catch-all phrase for expressing approval of someone's admiration of your present action. Also used to express that a present state or action is so oft-repeated, it is as habit to the speaker.

See That's how I roll and that's how we do

1a. "You got with dem 22s on yo ride, man? That's gangsta."
"Act like you know, man. You know how I do."

1b. "You still won't have a pinup in a fabulous room/On her back pickin' out baskets of fruit/(I love you boo)/
Yeah freak and Petey love you too/Ha Ha/You know how I do..." ~Petey Pablo

1c. "You got dem Now-or-Later Gators man? You stay fresh n****!"
"You know how I do."

by redgyul September 21, 2004

shut up baby, i know it

saying, originating from the character 'bender' in 'futurama'. a statement associated with pimps, and gives the speaker a sense of power and self-worth. however, overexcessive use may result in physical pain.

- "it's raining outside"
- "shut up baby, i know it"
- "gaaaaaah!!" (physical violence follows)

by anon55 August 28, 2006

I like you for who you are

What Anna Nicole said to her husband.

"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."

by misfit June 1, 2004

I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

I need to think about things

Your boyfriend is gonna break up with you.

Guy: I dunno, I need to think about things

Translation: I'm gonna break your heart

by Trista March 24, 2004