smells like amsterdam

euphemism for "it smells like weed"

- "ah, let's go. it smells like amsterdam in here"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Ctrl+Alt+Del

The answer to most windows problems. Or so they say.

"shit computer! why won't you work! i'm gonna ctrl+alt+del your ass!"

"argh!! there's a pop-up and i don't know what it's saying! i'll ctrl+alt+del it, that'll sort the bugger out"

(after waiting 5 hours to get to a computer help line in southern asia)
"hey, i have this problem...."
"have you tried ctrl+alt+del?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

shut up baby, i know it

saying, originating from the character 'bender' in 'futurama'. a statement associated with pimps, and gives the speaker a sense of power and self-worth. however, overexcessive use may result in physical pain.

- "it's raining outside"
- "shut up baby, i know it"
- "gaaaaaah!!" (physical violence follows)

by anon55 August 28, 2006

heeeeeeeeeeeello

Greeting, used on Messenger Services by people tired of conventional 'hello', and wanting to show some more enthusiasm. 'E's can range from 5 to 50+

- "Rachel! Heeeeeeeeeeeello!"
- "I'm really feeling your enthusiasm there"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

wee off

exclamation. a softer way of saying "piss off"

- "hey, you!"
- "wee off!"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

funkay

another word for 'funky' but more, well, funky,

- "man, that backflip. funkay!"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

maths question

a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk

-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006