Twatosaurus

A person being a huge pain in the ass, whom you have a strong disliking for.

Or A very large vagina

Did you see Kaleigh today?
Was she being a Twatosaurus as usual?

Oh my God thats the biggest vagina Ive ever seen, its a Twatosaurus!

I got nervous her Twatosaurus was going to devour me

by Eliza Pompus September 23, 2011

Twangable

A word used to describe a female who has previously been twanged or is due to be twanged (see 'twanged').

Not to be confused with the alternative meaning which simply means a girl is fuckable.

Twanged / twanging / Twangage - The art of discretely unclipping a females bra with the click of your finger and thumb in one swift move to create a look of panic on the recipient of the twang. This tends to work best on an attractive work colleague at a Christmas parties etc.

'You're so twangable', 'she's twangable', 'I'd love to twang that', 'seriously twangable' etc.

by SecretSanta2011 December 26, 2011

twat wagon

a female that is in a wheelchair

katherine has no legs so therefore is a twat wagon

by huddicuddi March 20, 2012

Twat skwat

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.

"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"

by drewskeet January 10, 2013

Twatzoid

Twatzoid is a word commonly used to describe complete and utter twats. It was used in biblical times to describe judas, who is the second biggest twatzoid in the world after Hitler. Basically if you are a twatzoid you like and smell like shit and everyone wants you to choke on spunk

Amy: hey will you donate to charity
Ellen: No, fuck off you slutty hooker spunk face

Amy: why?
Ellen: piss off I hate your gross face
Amy: wow you're a twatzoid like Judas and Hitler

Ellen: shh
Amy: also I eat badger feet

by wasting my life January 16, 2015

twakk

A twelve pack of beer.

I'll meet up at the party, ill bring a twakk

by joey the WOP January 26, 2015

Twallet

Using your vagina as a hidden wallet

She had that dime bag hidden in her twallet

by Awesome2 February 18, 2015