splat

Splat was a game invented in Framingham, Massachusetts around the year 2000 played by several good friends who worked at a company in the above mentioned city. It was most frequently played when these friends became bored with working and wanted to have some unusual fun. It involved 1 person (the victim) who lost a quick game between the players, lining up against a wall, while the 'splattor' soaked a huge ball of paper towels in water and violently hurled the object as fast as it could be thrown. Sometimes, the object would miss the victims. On other occasions, the victim would be walloped in the face. As the wet towels hit the victim in the face, a large noise would be made, and that is SPLAT!!! Sometimes not all of the paper towel ball would fall off, but rather be dangling from the victims ear. The rules stipulated that the victim must remain motionless, stand up strait and accept his fate with honor. All involved in splat were taking a moderate level of risk as the game was always played in a professional office environment in which such behavior would be greatly frowned upon by the company owners. In recent times, there has been talk of resurrecting the game. As the game was always played by good friends who appreciated torturing eachother, it would be considered out of bounds to use boiling water, ink or any substance other than hot water with which to victimize the unfortunate party. (Note that none of the guilty parties were ever caught, despite hundreds of splat! games and a very small office location.

"Hey, Alex do you want to play splat?"
"Yeah...Let's make sure Sean gets victimized thoroughly!"

2 minutes later, SPLAT! .....
(Followed by raging laughter by the friends gaining a laugh at the sight of the splattered victim....

by Murray and Candy Man February 14, 2009

splash vage

When a female homosapien has a cluster of genitals that achieve an unprecedented moisture level so as to erupt a stream of discharge of such uncanny force and magnitude, that the likes of Mt Vesuvius and Niagara Falls are envious.

I am not hesitant to strongly recommend the the laying down of no less than 40 shammies if you decide to infiltrate Jessica on your couch, floor or bed. That girl is blessed with a perfect body, but FUCK it can and will get messy if her splash vage involuntarily decides to erupt! Stick with the shower.

by urbannozzler March 30, 2009

splatboarding

when you poop diarrhea on a piece of balsa wood and slap your friend in the face.

ive been splatboarding everybody.

by Hugh Geyes December 15, 2009

splat mat

when you ejaculate on some ones stomach (belly)

-damn dude i fucked this chick last night
- nice where did you nut at?
- all up on her "splat mat".

by Noel Rock March 2, 2010

Splash-o-Rama

noun.- a pleasure-provoking procedure endured often enough by women around the world when a prescence of sexual activity is lacking. Studies show a great percentage of women experience this refreshing situation randomly for the first time. After reckoning the advantages of such situation various techniques have been developed to enhance the stimulus package provided by a simple shower head. For best results the female must place herself completly in front of the main flow, afterwards bending knees to a 45º angle resulting in a perpendicular splash to the clitoris and provoking sensations which could easily lead to an orgasm. Some international conspiracy theorists attribute the invention of the spare shower hose to the infamous splash-o-rama, which is considered one of the best kept secrets amongst the female population throughout the world. Statistics show millions of marriages have been saved thanks to this simple proceadure. Finally, and most importantly for every lady out there, remember to relax and enjoy the moment.

I can´t wait to try my new shower head, if my husband won't touch me i might just have to splash-o-rama myself.

by felchaib February 22, 2011

Splatin

1. A combination of Spanish and Ancient Latin.

2. A sexual term for when a man splats cum on a spanish woman's ass.

1. Quintus: Holve, Rodriguez. Quid pasas?
Rodriguez: Wtf are you saying, bro.
Quintus: Sorry, I was talking in Splatin.

2. Kiya: Hey baby, Lets get splatin all night long. Don't even pay me.
Man: Get in teh van, spanish ghetto bitch! /pervstare

by Bewbage times 69 June 13, 2011

Splans

Sex Plans. Making plans with another person(s) for the sole purpose of having sex.

I have to cancel our splans. I got my period.

by Heka1985 June 5, 2011