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Shit slinger 

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.
That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.
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Shit Apple 

A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit applenever falls far from the “shit tree.”
Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."

Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."
Shit Apple by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007
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Shit Down 

taking a cheeky break during a long day at work by having five or ten minutes sat on the throne doing nothing..
or possibly a one minute power pooh followed by nine minutes of just sitting and relaxing..
Roger: I'm knackered man.. been on my feet for two hours now.
Bill: nip for a shit down mate, you've deserved it.
Roger: yeah, good call. back in ten.
Shit Down by long jon donger December 20, 2010

Shit Pumped 

To get absolutely destroyed by something or lose by a great margin. Usually used in competition, like hockey.
We fucken shit pumped those pussy's last night 8-1 eh.
Shit Pumped by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009

Shit bucket 

A gamer's tool used to empty feces without going to the bathroom subsequently losing time to play more video games.
Damn, I played Halo so hard that My shit bucket overflowed.
Shit bucket by s0larpower August 19, 2014

Shit's off the pot 

Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."
Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
Shit's off the pot by pwnb0t July 21, 2009
Is when you men to do a big fart and shit blows out your butt and seeps through your boxers and stains your paints
In school at the lunch line the mother fucker in front of me ,Shit Blow,ed and it got all over my shoe. OR My dog "Shit Blow" and got on my C19
Shit Blow by JLKKLJJLK May 29, 2010