Definitions by s0larpower

Scarlet Longboard 

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.

Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!

Scarlet Longboard by s0larpower December 6, 2024

Batwing

when a you spread the skin of your ballsack so you can see all the veins and shit

John: man did you hear what Stacy did?
Timmy: oh yeah man she was totally sucking on arnolds's batwing at the party last night.

Batwing by s0larpower August 19, 2014

Shit bucket 

A gamer's tool used to empty feces without going to the bathroom subsequently losing time to play more video games.

Damn, I played Halo so hard that My shit bucket overflowed.

Shit bucket by s0larpower August 19, 2014