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Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.
It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.
by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012
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5 Minute Mate

When a stranger approaches you for no apparent reason and almost immediately tells you their life story. Public transport, bars and queues are the most popular places for the 5 Minute Mate to be found. Often they will start with a casual comment relevant to the situation and progress very quickly leading to you knowing everything that ever happened to them in their life in 5 minutes. They'll walk away leaving you tired and confused but safe in the knowledge you just made another 5 Minute Mate.
"Oh my this bank queue doesn't seem to be getting any shorter."
Me: "I know, terrible isn't it..."
"I remember once being in a queue for an hour just to pay in a cheque and then I was late for a doctors appointment to see whether the mole on my back was malignant or not. Turns out it wasn't but actually on the same day I found out I had a VD, I just mentioned a pain when I was urinating, you know a passing comment...of course I confronted my wife. She denied it. I was hoping she had changed her ways but she'd been shagging the Insurance guy. Last time it was the man who fitted the cable. It's funny you know, I used to sell insurance. Now I sell carpet cleaners...anyway no cancer but I ended up at the VD clinic and divorced. She got the dog, I was upset but I was always a little allergic to the hairs. I have a cat now. Called him Byron after my twin brother who died when I was 7....." and so it goes on for 3 more minutes.
The 5 Minute Mate.
by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013
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Last-Minute-Manda

Someone who is to leave everything to the last minute.
Guy1: Dude, have you handed your assignment in yet?
Guy2: Nah, I'm such a Last-Minute-Manda!
by acb10 April 22, 2014
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teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.
How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.
by spirotot May 14, 2014
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ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public
John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall
by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014
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last-minute-ditch

When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.
Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.
by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016
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meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute
Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"
by stove2590 July 6, 2016
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